Thursday, September 23, 2010

don't garden in flip flops

That will be the title of my first book. I've been thinking about it for the past 4 years...that I have been gardening in flip flops and now regretting it. I treated myself to a pedicure this Friday. I do a fine job on my own but it is nice to take a load off (as if personal hygiene is a real burden, huh?). So my toes are a sassy color of red more like a magenta... anyway, after such pampering I, like a fool, went out in the garden and mud today...in flip flops.

why one should not garden in flip flops (mistakes I have made)
  1. Sharp sticks jab your tender feet
  2. Raspberry or rose thorns really hurt if they get between your toes
  3. It is really gross how dirty the bottom of your feet can get...sometimes I have hobbit feet (less the fur)
  4. There is no support for the soles of your feet.
  5. If you are not careful and over extend your toes when bending, you could cause a stress fracture or damage the capsule stuff that surrounds your toe joints. I accomplished this fete this year and it has been 6 weeks of pain. I can't sit still to ice it (except for this moment).
  6. Heel Spurs...no, they are not callouses on your heels. A heel spur is a bony thing that will start to grow in a very sharp point on your heel, damage ligaments, and cause unbearable pain. I'm not saying that it is gardening in flip flops that caused mine (was diagnosed a bit ago). That, in combination with years in heels, contributed to this issue.
Be careful with your feet or you will end up like me... in boring flats and banning flip flops!

Sunday, September 12, 2010

roasted beet chips

trying my hand at roasted beet chips... not sure what i think of this recipe. i have loads of beets from the garden so i can spare a few to experiment. we shall see. they are amazing in color, no?

ok, i just pulled the first batch out...these are disgusting! the recipe was rather easy...slice thin pieces of beets, lightly coat with oil, salt and roast at 375 degrees for 45 minutes to 1 hour and watch carefully so they don't burn. i have never eaten possum poo but i imagine it might taste as gross as these chips. i have defiled my beautiful beets to roast them. i'm wondering if i can use them in soup so they are not a total waste. oh ... blah the after taste... need to go find some wine to wash it down...and cat litter... later